Oh Sally D,
I'm scared of thee;
you "highly-cultivated," "untested"
Mystery--
cause of many a
window-jumping spree!
Begone! I say:
back to the LS Day
of widespread chromosomal melee
and orgiastic prankster par-tay.
I trust Fox News
(the only I'll peruse)
to put the screws
to plants like youse, whose
only use is to confuse
our highly vulnerable
and high-seeking youths.
-- Bill Sean O-Hannity, aka Vip |