Oh Sally D
a satirical poem

by Bill Sean O-Hannity, aka Vip

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Oh Sally D,
I'm scared of thee;
you "highly-cultivated," "untested"
cause of many a
window-jumping spree!
Begone! I say:
back to the LS Day
of widespread chromosomal melee
and orgiastic prankster par-tay.

I trust Fox News
(the only I'll peruse)
to put the screws
to plants like youse, whose
only use is to confuse
our highly vulnerable
and high-seeking youths.

-- Bill Sean O-Hannity, aka Vip